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Supposed Apple Tablet Video? These guys are idiots.

Remember when I said that people who were spouting off every damn Apple Tablet rumor looked like idiots? Here’s proof. The fine folks over at The Apple Blog ran a post today where they linked to a video by the french site nowhereelse.fr, which claims to be video of the new upcoming tablet. The Apple Blog people spent a few paragraphs going on about how convincing the video is, and how maybe just maybe this is the real thing.

Seriously, Apple Blog? I thought you were supposed to be smart.

Watch the video, and look at the hands of the guy using the “tablet.” His shadows are blue. Do you know what causes a person to look like they have a blue shadow? That’s right, cupcake, bad bluescreening makes a person look like they have a goddamn blue shadow.

Goddamn blue shadows mean obviously fake footage of the goddamn Apple Tablet!

Just sit down before you hurt yourself, okay? I’d hate to see you slip on all that drool you’ve been letting fly like an exhausted chocolate lab and break your idiot back.

Okay, fine, I’d enjoy it. But stop it anyway, and return to the rest of us over here in the land of reality, won’t you, crapcakes?

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