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The Windows 7 Family Pack: Steve Ballmer is an Idiot.

So Microsoft, that bastion of totalitarian control and never-making-any-interesting-products-ever, offered a special family pack version of Windows 7, the newest version of their hideous word-conquering OS, which gave you three installations for $150. Because if you’re going to force people to use that abomination, you might as well do what you can to ease the pain of it.

So they put this on sale, even though it’s still not as good of a deal as Snow Leopard is, and it sold well. It sold so well, in fact, that they sold out, and they won’t be making more of them. Microsoft is saying they were only ever intended to be released in limited quantities.

What in the sam hill is the matter with you, Steve Ballmer? Seriously, Steve, has all that carnuba wax you use to make your stupid bald head look like that seep through your skull and kill your five remaining brain cells? People were buying the Family Pack because they wanted multiple copies at a good price, but you’d rather they just steal copies of Windows 7? Is that what you’re saying? Because even the most dimwitted troglodyte knows that the decision isn’t between buying the OS for cheap or paying more; it’s between buying it for cheap and stealing it. And a boat-load of people are going to be stealing it just to spite you, there, baldy.

What’s with the fear of giving customers what they want, Steve? Are you scared of your own shadow? Do you stand in the corner looking at the wall just so no girl will notice you and try to talk? Do you wet your goddamn pants at investors meetings?

Jesus Christ, Steve; grow a pair and start offering customers what they want.

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  1. January 10, 2010 at 4:29 am

    The Windows 7 Family Pack: Steve Ballmer is an Idiot. .Thanks for nice post.I added to my twitter.

  1. December 15, 2009 at 9:35 pm

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