An Exhaustive Guide to Apple Tablet Rumors

The jerkwads over at Gizmodo, who I hate so much I want to vomit, wrote a nice run-down of all of the main Apple Tablet rumors to date. Now, seeing as I’ve had several prototypes of Apple’s upcoming world-changing tablet, I could clarify which rumors are true and which are so far off the mark it’s sad, but I won’t. Shut up.

Anyway, you should check out the list. It’s a nice thing to read while you’re waiting for that bowel movement to happen.