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Peter Misek is making the world cry.

Techcrunch reports that Canaccord analyst Peter Misek is citing an “unnamed source” at Hon Hai Precision, saying that due to production delays the iPad, glorious harbinger of a bold new era in human existence and enlightenment, might not make it out until April.

I’m sure my close, personal friend Steve Jobs wouldn’t let anything like this happen, because he loves the world and wants to sell it his breakthrough device as soon and as often as possible, and I personally won’t be affected, because I have dozens of prototypes of the device (it makes an amazing mattress!), but you average people, you plebes, if this unattributed source quoted by someone claiming to be an analyst — which seems to require as much accreditation as becoming a pet psychic — turns out to be true, well, I guess you’ll all be weeping in your Zimas fot a while, won’t you?

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  1. March 17, 2010 at 5:46 pm

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