What happened to you, America? Being morbidly obese used to be something rare enough to earn you money.
Not anymore, tubby.
I never would’ve thought of a joke this clever. What a genius.
I can’t get into details — I can’t even tell you the fantastic name — but a little birdie (no, not that bastard Pogue) tells me that Apple’s releasing a brand new anti-spam product this week. What I can tell you is that it’s breathtaking, and transformative. It’s anti-spam done right, finally.
It’s majestic. Get ready.
Apparently. Does anyone care? More than that, how could Sony be discontinuing a format today that my close, personal friend Steve Jobs discontinued YEARS AGO when he removed them from the iMac? Am I suck in another Groundhog Day-esque loop? Christ, I hope not, I just told my wife my idea to buy her a facemask so I can pretend she’s Steve Jobs anyone but her when we’re having nuptials, and that’s a reaction I never want to have relive.