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Andy Ihnatko ejaculates an iPad review.

That’s what it feels like, anyway, because his review feels like it should come with a box of tissues so that the reader can wipe his or her face off while Andy contentedly says he’s spent and shuffles off for a nap.

The review is short and also light on specifics, but despite that Ihnatko manages to fit in a surprising amount of fellation to my close, personal friend Steve Jobs. I guess that’s what a good editor does for you: removes all the dry, boring foreplay and leaves all the sex.

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