BREAKING: Sony discontinues floppy disks.
Apparently. Does anyone care? More than that, how could Sony be discontinuing a format today that my close, personal friend Steve Jobs discontinued YEARS AGO when he removed them from the iMac? Am I suck in another Groundhog Day-esque loop? Christ, I hope not, I just told my wife my idea to buy her a facemask so I can pretend she’s Steve Jobs anyone but her when we’re having nuptials, and that’s a reaction I never want to have relive.