WWDC: Apple set to unveil unicorns, flying money.
According to various “pundits” across the web, Apple will announce the new iPhone, Streaming iTunes, unicorns, your fat mama, planetary bliss, new MacBooks, entire new categories of products, and women who’ll actually want to have sex with all the fat, ugly journalists waiting in line to hear my close, personal friend Steve Jobs unveil every worthwhile product they could ever imagine.
We get it, okay? Stuff will be announced. It always is. But isn’t the breathtaking new iPhone 4 enough for you greedy bastards? Does it have to be delivered on a flying chariot made from the bodies of Steve Ballmer and Bono?