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Steve Ballmer is trying to destroy Steve Jobs!

How else could you explain the rumors that that bald bastard Steve Ballmer might be sharing the stage with my close, personal friend Steve Jobs at the upcoming WWDC?

According to Trip Chowdhry, an analyst with tiny Global Equities Research, 7 minutes of Steve Jobs’ keynote is allotted for Microsoft. Microsoft will reportedly be talking about their development tool Visual Studio 2010. The new version of Visual Studio will reportedly allow developers to write native applications for the iPhone, iPad and Mac OS.

Unless Ballmer’s going to confess that he’s actually been an Apple employee for years, and is reporting in on the progress of his attempt to destroy the competition from the inside — great job, baldy! — then this makes no sense.

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  1. Rob
    May 27, 2010 at 10:34 am

    Maybe he’s coming along to say “I was indeed, totally wrong about the iPhone” or just “Sorry”!!

  2. Nibs
    May 27, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    Nope old boldy is coming to give steve a new pair of microsoft jeans to go with his upcoming ishirt 🙂

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