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Ive is headed for a “magical” retirement.

Apple’s announced a press-conference on Friday, related to the  whole totally non-existent iPhone 4 fracas. This is what’s going to happen:

  • iOS 4.1 formally announced, deflecting non-existent iPhone 4 issues;
  • iOS 4.0.1 released, which fixes the bar display issues, deflecting non-existent iPhone 4 issues;
  • iPhone 4 bumper price raised to $49, because fuck all you haters;
  • Jonathan Ive will fall on his sword, announcing that he’s designed the best product ever, and will be retiring from Apple.

You know it’s true.

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  1. Angelworks
    July 15, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    Its still 30 dollars for that 5 cents piece of plastic :/.

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