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Let me help you give me money.

Dearest fans,

As you know, my amazing, game-changing soundboard app is currently getting no love from Apple. I’m sure that my close, personal friend Steve Jobs will clear up this misunderstanding and put it up on the site, so that you can go and buy it and giggle like a happy little girl at being able to sound like me, but in the mean time, you can’t. More important than that, you can’t currently give me money.

I know that goddamn sucks, because you wanted to do that thing. So what if you want to still send me money even without getting my app in return? Well, good news, you handsome bastards, because now you can! Just click on the link below to send me money via PayPal. (if you want to do this directly, you can send PayPal funds to mosspuppet@gmail.com)

Click here to send me money!

To sweeten the deal, I’ll tell anyone who gives me $10 or more to shut up in my next video. Pretty sweet deal, right? Don’t delay; line my pockets today!
Shut up.
  1. Nibs
    August 5, 2010 at 2:06 pm

    Bung the app on cydia , they have also payed apps as well , so everyone wins , except apple

  2. Jon
    August 6, 2010 at 5:44 am

    This seems like a bargain to me…

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