Exercise with Mason. Now!

So in addition to being someone who — thankfully — has soft hands, the guy whose hand is up my butt is also a software developer, and he’s finally got an app in the iTunes app store. If you’ve got an iPhone or an iPod Touch, and I know you do, you should check out Mason. It’s a fitness app that helps keeps your exercise routines fresh, and even calls out time drills for you. It’s pretty goddamn great.

Check out Mason — which only costs 99 cents, you cheap bastards — by going to themasonapp.com.

Shut up.

Hands-on with the Microsoft Kinect!